Mayer Hawthorne

Phenomenal food eater. | Booking: jlewis@caa.com | Mgmt: jackson@asideworldwide.com

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This hotel room tissue dispenser isn't even solid gold. So disappointing. Never staying here again. http://t.co/x4CBN5d8Vn
ℳayєr Haωthornє @MayerHawthorne
33rd Degree
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There's always money in the banana stand.
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Saturday night.
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I scream, you scream.
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Where does THIS door go??
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soundcloud.com/mayerhawthorne
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Be honest...
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Love you, Mom! Hahaha You're the best!
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Glow
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The joke is that I have laryngitis today & she doesn't even know I'm a singer.
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Tenders.
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Whaaaaaaaa?
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Venice.
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#yachtclubmusic
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Friday night. No place I'd rather be.
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