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John Hodgman
All you need to know about wine, wealth, sports, and the end of the world.
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Photo: bexfinch: john @hodgman — metropolitan museum of art http://t.co/fx7q2mHHuB
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Photo: Here is .@samarov revealing his hand-drawn Ayn Rand coffee bean bag. http://t.co/FRUgZrKpBX
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Photo: One of many clutches of Janoskians fan girls camped outside my hotel. These Janoskians are haunting... http://t.co/XxvX73LSuG
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Me and @apmike are pals. http://t.co/PvRRWySyUi
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Photo: Comedian, actor, writer, WS500 man. Because Eugene Mirman knows that the best bath tissue in the... http://t.co/OwZRw3Abis
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Photo: Thank you SECRET SOCIETY. 13 meetings. Three candles. Countless secrets. Have a great secret summer. http://t.co/YBJ4XPXMfa
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Photo: Basically what you’ll see at my Chicago show is the equivalent of a cyborg samurai gorilla... http://t.co/XuOrwx2x5M
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Hey humans, what does this crescent mean? Did I drunkenly activate some moon phase feature? NO JOKES/PUNS REQUIRED. http://t.co/XLnaiRUpj4
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Photo: Tonight is the final SECRET SOCIETY of the secret season. It is sold out, but I will RT/retumbl you... http://t.co/56Z7mzfq6R
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If you can see a samurai cyborg gorilla wearing a single tennis show, then you are ready for RAGNAROK http://t.co/kJ2xEjo6E8
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Photo: Coulton is King in the Park Slope/Gowanus Borderlands. http://t.co/mwcLrXkJWY
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Look at this new board game I put out featuring my best tweets and my own face! http://t.co/VRw9rS6pB3
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Photo: Here are some cans of artisanal cocktails. http://t.co/o05xqZkXbL
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“@dannydillabough: Courtesy of facial hair connoisseur @hodgman http://t.co/ZceH3CBiKB”// THANKS FOR ATTENDING CANADIAN MATCH GAME.
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Photo: weirdvintage: China didn’t launch its first crewed space mission until 2003, but it was already... http://t.co/I0B5ZvrtD9
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Photo: And also between you and me, someone in the Air Canada Maple Leaf Lounge has a Clamato problem. http://t.co/3JAKTbwVX0
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