Jim Gaffigan

Husband to hot wife, father of 5, comedian, actor, writer, former sleeper DAD IS FAT - Print, digital, audio = everywhere

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Father's Day, the culinary dry run for 4th of July. http://t.co/M4mhqMLro1
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Oh good, you want to wake up and bang on the piano at 6am on Sunday. Happy Father's Day. http://t.co/jPfUiDgYar
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Milwaukee come to @boswellbooks tonight and ask @jeanniegaffigan why she married me? #dadisfat http://t.co/GMqKF2XBpe
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Me at my old workplace. http://t.co/mYQ2c5JP7S
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Excuse me, I'm looking for a gift for my pet bear? http://t.co/Zp9N92LZFJ
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This is from my new line of stuffed animals. http://t.co/U7F46Y7SjS
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I don't know if I should be proud or embarrassed of this. http://t.co/PHMuibV7Tr
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My personal officer for today's event, @heroesr4ever http://t.co/GXX0JFBalM
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MILWUAKEE Available free at my @boswellbooks #dadisfat event/convo w/ @jeanniegaffigan Saturday. Thx @pointbrewery http://t.co/LWAwGq376J
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I let my book slaves watch the game while they work because I'm generous. http://t.co/kXIHWClZTN
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Tom Griswald of @bobandtom reads his daughter Finley a bedtime story. http://t.co/JGASpeJdli
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So fun with @bobandtom @owenbenjamin @stevebyrnelive http://t.co/7thUFocxMd
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Everyone enjoyed my #dadisfat event in #louisville. Well, one lady was tired. http://t.co/anbNLG3JjS
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Why I might not make it through my #dadisfat book tour. @kgracelawler & @eblawler http://t.co/BLsJqfCjVb
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Thanks Columbus. Louisville here we come. Where should I eat dinner? http://t.co/qihNhs8G01
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Thx #ATL & @marshalchiles Tomorrow #dadisfat bus tour book events in #columbus and #Louisville. http://t.co/SonGms5HNN
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